In the communist municipality of Ovacikli, all aristocratic and cleric titles (King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, Rook) that are being used in the chess world, are abolished. According to the unanimous decision of the city council, in any tournament that will be realized in Ovacikli, use of old titles is banned. New names of the pieces are as follows:
King: General Secretary
Queen: Chief of General Staff
Bishop: Supreme Court
Knight: Tank
Rook: Intelligence
Pawn: Soldier
Now the statement of ICU (International Chess Union) is eagerly awaited.
